"How Not To" Dive Into Mark -- "Can't"

Mark Pilgrim has this website, his personal blog, called dive into mark, which catalogs his personal musings. Recently, he cataloged "a small sampling of the search queries that led users to my site last month. The only unifying theme is the word 'can’t'."

I'm not sure which is funnier -- the queries that led to his blog or his comments about them. I am sure, though, that it led to a great follow-up list of "how to" queries, or, rather, "how not to," which is even funnier.

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