Sunday, January 29, 2006

Fusion Hits Stores. Pandemonium Over Crazy Orange Package!

I don't know which is funnier — this monstrosity of a product or the earnest comments about it on Gizmodo.


The Shining

When you pick up that second job, you can be the most teched-out security guard on the beat:

"This flashlight with a built-in video camera lets you record things that go bump in the night. The 17-inch aluminum torch cranks out a blinding 85,000-candlepower beam; 1 gig of memory holds up to 75 minutes of 640 x 480-pixel video. Switch to infrared mode and the 1.5-inch LCD shows you what's out there in the dark, without revealing your position to the bogeyman. MII Flashcam: $2,500." -Wired


Saturday, January 28, 2006

Become Republican

Bored with honesty and common sense? Get movin'! (Thanks, Jason.)


My Baby She Wrote Me a Letter

"You shouldn’t tape notes to my monitor." F-ing hilarious! (Thanks, Chris.)


In-N-Out 100x100

Hahahaha, ew, gross.


Friday, January 27, 2006

Apple's Front Row Media Experience Coming to iBook

Looks like it will be worth the wait for the next iBook model... 13" widescreen, Intel processor, Front Row, thinner form factor. April would be nice. (Happy birthday to me!) Read on for all the juicy (rumored) details. (Sorry, J.)


Kama Sutra Worm Set to Bite Next Week

Sexy. Volatile. Knows everyone. Monthly irritablility leads to destructive behavior. It's not your new girlfriend — it's new MS Whore for Windows.


Monday, January 23, 2006

This is What a Honda Feels Like

"If there's an award for best use of a choir in a car commercial, this ad from Honda UK has got it locked up." -GMSV


Sunday, January 22, 2006

Creating an HDTV Star

I want my MHD! Comcast, where are you?!


Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Stairway to Gilligan's Island

Just sit right back... and laugh your ass off.


Sunday, January 15, 2006

What is this CRAP?

Hilarious, that's what it is....


Saturday, January 7, 2006

Internet is for Porn

Gamerz are so wierd.


Worst Job Ever

Perhaps even worse than the famed arm pit sniffer.... (Thanks, Colin.)